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Girl's Reactions!

Reactions of a Girl without a boyfriend:
1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro main..!
2) Mere liye mere gharwale important hain aur unke saamne boyfriend...

The Poor Chap!

Ek ladke ki shaadi ek bahut hi khubsurat ladki se fix hui. Woh dono hamesha WhatsApp par baatein karte rahte the. Phir kuch time ke baad dono ki shaadi ho gayi...

How Was I Born?

Pappu to his Mom: Mumma... Main kaise paida hua tha?
Mom: Maine ek box me mitti daal kar rakh di thi, kuch din baad uss mein se tum mile mujhe...

Pappu and Maggi Noodles

Interviewer: Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko pradhanmantri bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge???
Pappu: Hum...

Break-up!

Girlfriend: I am just too fed up from our daily fights, I just wanna break up with you.
Boyfriend: Kya hua yaar?
Girlfriend: Mein ab tumhaare saath aur nahin rah sakti...

Thanks SMS!

Ek husband ne apni wife ko ek SMS bheja:
Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of you...

Black or White?

TV Anchor Charwahe se: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate hain?
Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...

Well-Educated Wife!

Husband: Wow, Tum itni Gulabi kaise lag rahi ho???
Wife: When your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart...

Papa's BMW!!!

A boyfriend sends a message to his girlfriend on WhatsApp...
Boyfriend - Hi.
Girlfriend - Hello...

Boys and Pilgrimage!

Ek college ke final years ke kuch boys ek group banakar tirth yatra par jaate hain. Yakinan saare students young the isliye group leader ne kaha, "Hum sab tirth yatra...

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