5 year old boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Awww ! I Love you Too.
16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Sorry Beta! I Have No....
Kapil: O Ji, Maine Kaha... Nice Lipstick.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: O Ji, Main Kya...
Ladka Handsome hona chahiye,
Smart to Phone bhi hote hain.
Phone to iPhone hona chahiye,
S1, S2, S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote hain....
Ladka apni friend se:
Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai;
Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga....
A Girl`s Facebook status: Travelled in Bus after long time.
Comments Left by Male friends:
1) Awww, so sweet...
Daru ki vajah se barbaad hue ek sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles phainkne laga...
1st bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri naukri gayi...
2nd bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gaya...
ATM Card Hote Hue Bhi Branch Mein Gardi Karne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.
100 Rs Ke Liye 10 Lacs Ka Attitude Dikhane Walon...
Sunny`s mom: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo.
Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahin peena.
Maa: Beti agar doodh nahin piyogi toh...
Ek baba kisi mehfil mein gaye toh sab logon ne un ka mazaaq udaana shuru kar dia.
Baba ne kaha...
Aamir: Smiling...
Teacher: Aap muskura kyon rahe ho?
Aamir: Sir, bahut dinon se FB page ka admin banne ki ichcha thi...