Stupid instructions!
In Oregon, dead people are forbidden to serve on juries!
And, actual packaging instructions:
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: Do not iron...
The Catch
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.
The Devil told the lawyer, 'I have a proposition for you.You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange