Clean Jokes



Aggressive and Hostile

A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed...

Solid Proof

Morris went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn`t want to pay up. What should I do?"
"Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope," Morris replied...

The Gold Watch

The judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement from one which he had previously made to the police...

Legal Insight

Nathan is talking to his lawyer. "Here`s the deal, Abe. If you`re absolutely sure I`ll win the case, I`ll give you the business."
"OK," replies Abe, "but before I can give you my opinion...

Cross-Examination

It was a case of attempted murder, in which the prisoner was accused of having fired twice at his intended victim. One of the witnesses for the prosecution was being severely cross-examined by the defending counsel...

A Lawyer Never Lies

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house...

Lawyer's Cigars

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, loss due to fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed...

Final Law Exam

A woman was driving an old Volvo car when she mistakenly hit a 2016 Range Rover. The lady came out from her Range Rover insulting the other lady for not being careful, asking her to repair her Range Rover...

How Are You Feeling???

Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company`s fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Brown...

Cross Examination

Policeman testifies in Court If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was...