Clean Jokes

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn`t it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case...

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party. "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked.
"Try to fix it if it`s big; ignore it if it`s insignificant...

A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed...

Morris went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn`t want to pay up. What should I do?"
"Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope," Morris replied...

The judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement from one which he had previously made to the police...

Nathan is talking to his lawyer. "Here`s the deal, Abe. If you`re absolutely sure I`ll win the case, I`ll give you the business."
"OK," replies Abe, "but before I can give you my opinion...

It was a case of attempted murder, in which the prisoner was accused of having fired twice at his intended victim. One of the witnesses for the prosecution was being severely cross-examined by the defending counsel...

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house...

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, loss due to fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed...

A woman was driving an old Volvo car when she mistakenly hit a 2016 Range Rover. The lady came out from her Range Rover insulting the other lady for not being careful, asking her to repair her Range Rover...