Clean Jokes

Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor...

Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Rayed instead.
"Oh, no!", cried the lab technician, "Your reproductive organs just received a huge dose of radiations...

Two High Court lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, and really hot but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life....

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense`s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client...

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: the bad news is that the DNA tests...

Two small county judges both got arrested for speeding on the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge, each agreed to...

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
The student replied, "Here`s an...

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party:
"What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked...

Counsel: "Are you a qualified pathologist?"
Witness: "Yes."
Counsel: "On 21 June, 2013, do you recall being...

Ever wondered how a lawyer could write a love letter to his girlfriend?
To .....,
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms ...