Little Johnny`s teacher was teaching the kids about starvation. Being a good teacher she decided to call on selected students to draw a picture of starvation on the board. Sue went first, she drew a round circle...
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed Little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so...
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship technique they used. Little Sally led off, "I sold...
Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictures and hung them on the refrigerator. One thing started bothering her...
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had to stop in the ladies clothing department first....
Third grade teacher Miss Crabtree said to little Johnny, "You`re late again, Johnny, for the third time this month."
Little Johnny said, "It`s not my fault, Miss Crabtree. The reason I`m three hours late is...
A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression `I presume.` One little girl held up her hand and said, "Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed that...
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had to stop in the ladies clothing department first...
A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression "I presume." One little girl held up her hand and said, "Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed...
Little Johnny goes to church on Sunday. There, he runs into the priest. The priest says: Good morning Johnny!
Johnny: Good morning, Father.
Priest: Tell me Johnny, how is your brother...