Clean Jokes

One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer...

Which is the most dangerous Alphabet?
Answer is `W`.
All the worries get initiated with `W`...

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except...

Mrs. Sullivan and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken...

A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand to give him an idea of what it feels...

Hi Uncle Tom, I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2 km from home and my...

A young man asked a rich old man: How you made your money?
The old guy said: Son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression I was down to my last...

Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws: My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house. Firstly I must tell you that...

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn`t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always...

A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army!
Interviewer, "We want a person with a suspicious mind...