Clean Jokes

After four years of separation, a man and his wife finally divorced amicably. He wanted to date again, but he had no idea of how to start, so he decided to...

I`ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I`ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me....

Love is holding hands in the street, Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for...

Husband calls his wife.
Husband, "Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan`s place along the coast road and had a sudden puncture...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home...

The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened?" she asks anxiously...

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife`s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video...

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn`t control his curiosity and asked...

Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.
Next day he says: Today is a fine day...

Two friends met after a long time...
Hey, I got married!
Oh! Thats good...