Never Underestimate a Woman!
A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady fourty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across at her, speaking in a clear voice...
It's an Emergency!
A man frantically calls the hotel desk from his room on the 11th floor, "Please come quick I'm having an arguement with my wife and...
Marrying an Atheist!
A young lady came home very sad from a date. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so...
Suicide Note!
Mrs Smith found her husband hanging in his bedroom this morning.
There was a note on his bed which read...
Cause Of Death
When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered...
Can of Peas!
This 60-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches...
The Great News
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we''re going to be three in this house instead of two...
Never Lie to a Smart Woman
Husband: "Honey I have been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough...
Interview of a Married Man
Reporter: So how is your married life?
The married man: First of all, "married life" is an oxymoron
Reporter: But people say marriages are made in heaven...
The Wedding Ring
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned...