Clean Jokes

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi Honey! I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish...

Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, "Boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn`t...

She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him...

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between...

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn`t control his curiosity...

All married men will attest to some real wisdom in this message. In the world of romance, one single rule...

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of....

How various wife`s fight with their respective husbands...

Pilot`s wife: Don`t fly too high...

A family was having dinner on Mother`s Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, the husband asked what was....

Jennifer`s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent`s nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the...