Marriage vs Love
Love is holding hands in the street, Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for...
Near Fatal Accident!
Husband calls his wife.
Husband, "Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan`s place along the coast road and had a sudden puncture...
Communication Gap!
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home...
Simple Explanation!
The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened?" she asks anxiously...
A Jealous Husband
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife`s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video...
Hobbies of Husband
A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn`t control his curiosity and asked...
One Fine Day!
Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.
Next day he says: Today is a fine day...
That's Good!
Two friends met after a long time...
Hey, I got married!
Oh! Thats good...
The Civilized Couple
A civilized fight between husband & wife...
Wife: Twinkle Twinkle little star, you should know what YOU are And once YOU know what YOU are...
Health Conscious!
An elderly couple died in a car crash. She was 82 and he was 87 years old. While alive, the wife had always been very health conscious regarding what they ate....