Clean Jokes

On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced...

A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25 year old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered a coronary...

Once a mother-in-law explaining the working of her house to her newly married Daughter-in-law.
She said, "I am the home minister as well as the finance minister...

At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honour was about to deliver his speech when his wife, who was sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a...

Now that they`ve retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do...

Husband: Mom, called me and she is coming tomorrow, her train will reach by 4 O` Clock.
Wife: What! She came just 4 months back...

A woman went shopping, at cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn't...

My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I`ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated...

A famous inspirational speaker said: Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn`t my wife...."
Audience was in shock...

The stockbroker`s secretary answered his phone one morning. "I`m sorry", she said, Mr. Natrajan is...