Clean Jokes



Who's The Cheater?

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, "Holy crap. That must be...

The Price of Beauty

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife...

Keep your mouth shut

A woman goes to the doctor, and she's beaten black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me...

Mammogram Result

A woman in her fifties is at home, NAKED, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight...

Dress Shop Burglary

"Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said...

Parting Ways

The lovers had decided that a mutual parting of the ways was best for both of them. However, on the way to the Airport a rather heated debate...

Anniversary Gift

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that...

Husband's Night Out

An angry housewife met her husband at the front door and immediately noticed he smelled of alcohol and perfume...

Cheating Spouse!

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."

Wedding Night

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple goes to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom...

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