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Disappearing Lover

Harry and Sheila were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that Harry was ever so slowly, silently sliding down...

The Secret o Longevity

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "I will tell you the secret...

Real Father

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was...

Fading Beauty !

In a recovery room a man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery. His wife was sitting by his side holding his hand. His eyelids just opened for a few seconds...

Very Friendly Friends

A sailor came home from a secret two year mission at sea only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge...

Banta's Mule

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there...

Wife's Lover !

The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and in less than a week, had all the information...

Real Mother !

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong...

Toilet Paper Miracle

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her...

Wife's Lovers

"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man...

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