The Fart Football
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points...
The Loyal Wife!
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money...
Great News
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be...
Dinner Party
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute...
Married Men
There is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a woman organisation called on the manager and asked him...
Alarming Whistle
Smith and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded...
Rising Phone Bills
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast...
Live-in Nanny
Sadie and Rose were sitting under hair dryers at the hairdresser having a chat. Sadie says, "Rose, how's that daughter of yours?...
That`s What Friends Are For
When it comes to friendship, here's what happens. If a woman doesn't come home to her husband one night, and the next day she tells him she slept over...
Organic Vegetables
During a Coffee Break, two men were talking, "My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market garden." said the first man...