Clean Jokes

Tim and Nancy lived in Anchorage, Alaska. Right downtown. Their house was literally right downtown. But they had no indoor plumbing. They did, however, have an outhouse. The older Tim got, the further...

At a wedding , the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by...

1) While seasoning, if you put few drops of whisky, the oil doesn`t burn.
2) While kneading dough, put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown...

Wife sent a message to her husband: Don`t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Savita says hi to you.
Husband: Who is Savita ?
Wife: Nothing, I was just making...

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple...

Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is...

A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed. "Doc, you`ve got to help me. I can`t go on like this."
"What`s the problem?" the doctor inquired...

When Joe`s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn`t worth living...

A young air force officer had a very beautiful wife. Early each morning he left his house and went to the airport, and an hour later his wife always left the house too, with a big white towel, and went for a walk...

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have...