A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or pleasure. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.
After consulting the Bible, the priest says...
Two very sexy looking blonde girls come over to your truck while you are getting the boat out of the water. They both start cleaning your boat with sponges and soapy water, with their breasts almost...
So, I took a job in this village where I heard there were no women. I didn`t believe it at first, but when I got there, I asked one of the locals, "Is it true, no women here?"
He goes, "Yep, no women." I was shocked...
A bald man goes to a Doctor and asks him about hair replacement treatment, the doctor tells him that hair replacement is very expensive, but there is a cheaper alternative, and he tells him to go home and...
A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, `Free Sex with Fill-Up.`
Banta pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex...
Bill: Why are you so tense?
Jack: Just fought with my wife. That woman just fights for no reason at all.
Bill: Why what happened?
Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that...
A man caught a goldfish and as always...
"Let me go and I will grant you a wish" said the goldfish.
"But I don`t need anything. I have a house, a summer house by the sea, cars, a cottage in the mountains, a yacht, more than enough money...
Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes.
Wife: Why?
Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed.
Wife: Okay, I have taken off...
A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker, who had managed to fly across the ocean to Hawaii, were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker led him to a tree...