Mature Jokes

Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that...

A man caught a goldfish and as always...
"Let me go and I will grant you a wish" said the goldfish.
"But I don`t need anything. I have a house, a summer house by the sea, cars, a cottage in the mountains, a yacht, more than enough money...

Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes.
Wife: Why?
Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed.
Wife: Okay, I have taken off...

A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker, who had managed to fly across the ocean to Hawaii, were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker led him to a tree...

Geraldine Aunty took her new daughter-in-law to buy a pair of sandals from the Mapusa Market. The shopkeeper first cleaned her feet with sanitizer. Then washed it with soap, wiped with towel...

One day, the vagina escaped from her normal location address and decided to take a walk around the whole body. She first came across the kidneys and asked, "Who are you...

Banta was visiting the UK for the first time, and had boarded a train from Paddington and was on his way to Cardiff to visit his sister and her family. In the train, sitting across from him...

A father shows up at his daughter`s home and finds his son-in-law angrily packing his bags.
"What`s wrong?" he asks.
"I texted my wife that I was coming home...

A dumb guy finds one dollar in his couch at home. He really needs to have sex, so he goes to the local brothel and tells the lady at the desk, "Give me your best whore!"
She yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Sally...

Joel Garner, Cricket legendary fast bowler from West Indies, is 6 feet 8 inches tall. In his playing years, his height was a big attraction. Once at a dinner in Australia, he was approached by two ladies...