Try A New Sex Position
After hearing a couple`s complaints that their intimate life wasn`t what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested that they vary their positions. "For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheel barrel. Lift her legs...
Bad Breath!!!
Ole and Sven are the best of friends, and they have these two girls on the string - Lena and Olga - who live together in an apartment. One evening Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting drunk. Ole turns to Sven and asks...
Blonde and Computers
Yesterday I came back to my office from Court. There was a new secretary, a very attractive blonde, in the office down the hall from me. She flagged me down and asked for help. "My CD drive won`t work, can you help me...
The New Hat
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but...
On The Rocks!
A true southern gentleman went to Las Vegas. Sitting in a cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, "Miss, y`all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y`all to give me a piece of ass...
Hot 'n' Cold Balls
"It`s funny,"says Samantha, "Peter`s balls are always cold as ice when I`m sucking his dick."
"You know what?" replies Jenny. "It`s exactly the same with my Richard...
What's Penis?
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Laura, and the second, Linda, discussed Laura`s last date. "You know what Linda, I was out last night with an intellectual type...
Feel Deeper!
At big event this guy is carrying two plates of food from the buffet- one for his girl-friend and one for himself. As they enter the large hall to sit at a long table, everyone looks up and starts moving their chairs to...
Late Night Party
Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Apne Doston Ke Saath Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya. Patni Poore Gusse Mein Apne Bachchon Ke Paas Jaati Hai Aur Kehti Hai: Agar Tumhare Papa Aayein Toh Koi Bhi Darwaja...
Don't Screw Up!
A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, "You say you`ve been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?"
The wife replies, "It`s my husband...
