Mature Jokes

Whether a woman fakes her orgasms or not, is something the majority of men would rather not question in case they would discover she has been all along, and they are not in fact the stud they thought women go wild...

A man was shopping in the men`s department at Bloomingdale`s when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter.
He went up to her and said...

A Blonde couple were in a car parked on Lovers Lane and the young man turned admiringly to his pretty date and said, "Gee, you smell terrific. You wearing...

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was...

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don`t know anything about each other.
He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go...

A guy is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whorehouse he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But since he only has...

A man, very much on the make for his secretary, wined her and dined her. He finally succeeded in getting her to his apartment, where he whispered sweet promises into her ear while he began to unbutton her blouse...

A newly wed couple went to their lawyer to get themselves a divorce.

The lawyer wondered dat why do they want a divorce wen they are both good looking & newly wed. So he took both of them into seperate rooms...

A guy walks a woman to the door after there first date. He asks her if she had a good time. She tells him yes but that to get her really horny, she likes her men to be Rough, Tough and selfish. The next week, the guy picks her up for...

One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions....