Mature Jokes

A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. They decided to pull over and park and have some fun...

A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters the courage to talk to her. After a few more drinks and a little conversation...

A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eying each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she...

Banta Ki Biwi Came Naked In The Drawing Room To Serve Halwa To The Guests.
Banta Screamed: Beshram Aurat, Tu Hosh Mein Toh Hai???...

A lady goes on holiday to Barbados and upon arriving, she meets a black man and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?"
"I can`t tell you...

Once upon a time there was a king who had a beautiful daughter. One day a young prince from a nearby kingdom came by for a visit. That night, after everyone had gone to bed, the prince...

Liz and Kevin had been married for some time and were having problems. They decided to see a marriage counselor. After some routine questions the counselor asked...

Mary: So somehow we started talking about doctors and hospitals and surgeries, and I told him about my breast surgery.
Jill: And then?
Mary: Well, naturally, he asked...

Mary: You`ll love this story from my friend who works in the ER.
Janet: What happened?
Mary: A woman came in with a cell phone shoved up her ass...

A lady`s husband died, before his burial his wife cut his Penis, filled it with cement & fixed it in the wall.

Every night she used to go to the wall & get satisfied herself. One day her neighbor saw this!

He made a hole in the wall & put his own penis in place of that, & waited his turn for sex.

The lady came with a knife cut his penis and said, "Darling today we are shifting to our new house!"

Moral: Har Jagah Apna LAUDA Nahi Ghusana Chahiye!