Fuck 'em All
One Sunday morning, a young woman, who needed forgiveness for her sins, came to a Baptist church. She got up in front of the congregation and stated, "Last week, I slept with a young soldier who picked me up...
Arrogant Preppy Son
There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart...
Time for the Pearls
The newlyweds undressed and got into bed. "Sweetheart," asked the new wife. "Could you please hand me that jar of Vaseline over there?"
"Baby, you aren`t going to need any Vaseline...
Trophy Wife
It`s 3am, and a man is driving his brand new BMW M3 down the N1 at 240km/h. He`s two minutes away from home when he sees a car on the side of the road, on its roof, and flames all around. There` s no one else in the area...
Toughest Cowboy
Three cowboys, one from Texas, one from Kansas and one from Oklahoma went into a bar bragging about who was the baddest of the three. The Texan said watch this and yelled at the barmaid, ey, barmaid. Bring me a...
The Happiest and The Saddest Moment
A young journalism graduate from Cheshire had gone to work for the Liverpool Echo. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. An idea came to him and he returned to one of the most remote area...
Hard Peckers
A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck....
Chin Rest
A boy walks up to his dad and ask him, "Dad what is that thing between a girls legs that has hair on it?"
His dad said, "Well son that is called a vagina."
His son thought about that for a minute and then...
Smallest Penis!
Joining a new company, Dave had to take a physical with the company doctor. All the tests came out fine but, after a brief hesitation, the doctor noted that Dave had the smallest penis he`d ever seen....
No Money, No Loving
Tom was in Las Vegas gambling and having a run of bad luck. He lost all his money and was now waiting for his bank to wire him some more. He was on his way up to his hotel room when he meets a beautiful hooker...
