Mature Jokes

Julie, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked.
"Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every...

A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No way! They have no clothes and no shelter," the Russian points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian."

Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then...

Pathan goes for his medical check-up.
Nurse: Name please?
Pathan: Abdul...

My girlfriend was in labour with our first child.
She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs...

Banta calls his wife, Jeeto, from the hospital.
He tells her that his finger got cut off at the construction site where he works...

A little boy didn't go to school one day.

The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said, "Our cow was on heat, so I had to...

A young uneducated man applied for a job in an office.
After the interview, he left and hooked up with his friends.
One asked, "How'd it go...

A policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front. He goes around the back of the pub only to find two bikers, one with his fingers...

The Phrases of what Professionals say, when put together, reads something like this:
Doctor: Please take off your clothes.
Dentist: Now open wide and hold stil. Veterinarian: How's your pretty pussy?