Mature Jokes

A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor knew her reputation around town. He asked her, "I know that you are not married...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don't stock them. The man insists that he bought his last one...

An overly-sexed young man, who had an erection at the slightest provocation, went to a doctor for medical advice. The doctor suggested that he tape the organ to his leg. Shortly thereafter...

An American and an Englishman are sharing the same compartment on a train trip to London from Paris. During their conversation, the American criticizes the arrogance...

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father...

Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman and his date were naked in the motel bed when the girl had a change of heart...

One day in class, the math teacher Mrs. Brown noticed that Little Johnny was not paying attention to what she was saying. So she called Little Johnny to recite...

"I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce."
"Sorry to hear that pal, may I ask why?" asked his partner...

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam."
The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says...

A stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas. In the coach were a Texan, a very busty lady, and a greenhorn from the East. The greenhorn kept eyeing the lady...