Mature Jokes

A young couple had a wild Saturday night and used two condoms from a new box of twelve. The following weekend the woman discovered that there were only six condoms remaining...

There's a guy hitchiking along the highway, when along comes an 18-wheeler. It pulls up, and comes to a grinding halt. The hitcher runs to the truck, reaches up, opens the door and...

A woman called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and...

A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day while out riding his horse, he came across another man on horseback. The man told him...

A stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies.
"Are you feeling...

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman.
"Hi," he said, "I'm new in town...

Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the 'Lonely Hearts...

A fat man was seated on his front steps drinking a can of beer when a busy body spinster from down the street began to berate him for his appearance...

A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he's perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed...

Three elderly women were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping for groceries in the old days, and demonstrated...