Mature Jokes

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again...

A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife and gave her...

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me darling wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub...

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding...

A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker...

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley...

A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see an "upturn."
"I think you mean the intern, don't you...

Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you?
Woman 2: Yes.
Woman 1: Was it good?
Woman 2: No, it was a disaster...

A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. "Don’t you love him anymore?" asked the lawyer.
"Oh, I still love him," the chick replied...

A rich man often went to Bangkok for the night life and before long he contracted sexual disease. So, he went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor examines his private part...