Clean Jokes



Reaching Enlightenment!

Mulla Nasruddin was walking in the bazaar with a large group of followers. Whatever Nasruddin did, his followers immediately copied. Every few steps Nasruddin would stop and shake...

The Perks

Mulla Nasruddin was applying for a job. "Does the company pay for my hospitalization?" he asked.
"No, you pay for it...

Drinking Habits!

Mulla Nasruddin`s young wife, recently returned from her honeymoon, was complaining to her friend about her husband`s drinking...

Truth and Lie!

The Sultan of a great city was annoyed by the cheats and liars who entered his gates and caused trouble...

Fussy Schoolteacher!

Nasruddin had a leaky ferry-boat, and used it to row people across the river. One day his passenger was a fussy schoolteacher, and on the way across he decided...

Nasruddin Delivers a Sermon

Once Mulla Nasruddin was invited to deliver a sermon. When he got on the pulpit, he asked, "Do you know what I am going to say?"
The audience replied, "No...

Going on a Date!

One night, Mulla Nasrudin`s father noticed a light in his barn. He went to see what it was all about and he found Nasruddin with a lantern, all dressed up...

A Lesson in Logic!

"This is a lesson in logic," said the old professor in the teahouse. "If the show starts at nine and dinner is at six, and my son has the measles..

Act Like a Gentleman!

One day Mulla Nasrudin visited a large department store to buy his wife some nylon hose. Inadvertently, he got caught in a mad rush at a counter...