Clean Jokes

Mulla Nasruddin was walking in the bazaar with a large group of followers. Whatever Nasruddin did, his followers immediately copied. Every few steps Nasruddin would stop and shake...

Mulla Nasruddin was applying for a job. "Does the company pay for my hospitalization?" he asked.
"No, you pay for it...

Mulla Nasruddin`s young wife, recently returned from her honeymoon, was complaining to her friend about her husband`s drinking...

The Sultan of a great city was annoyed by the cheats and liars who entered his gates and caused trouble...

Nasruddin had a leaky ferry-boat, and used it to row people across the river. One day his passenger was a fussy schoolteacher, and on the way across he decided...

Once Mulla Nasruddin was invited to deliver a sermon. When he got on the pulpit, he asked, "Do you know what I am going to say?"
The audience replied, "No...

One night, Mulla Nasrudin`s father noticed a light in his barn. He went to see what it was all about and he found Nasruddin with a lantern, all dressed up...

"This is a lesson in logic," said the old professor in the teahouse. "If the show starts at nine and dinner is at six, and my son has the measles..

One day Mulla Nasrudin visited a large department store to buy his wife some nylon hose. Inadvertently, he got caught in a mad rush at a counter...