Clean Jokes



Vote for Me

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group of politicians. A Congress man quickly...

Obama's New Health Care Plan

Virtually every professional discipline within the American Medical Association`s membership has decided to weigh in on the new health care plan...

Prime Ministers of India

Jawaharlal Nehru proved that a rich man can become the country`s Prime Minister; Lal Bahadur Shastri proved that...

Official Visit!

A newly appointed health minister of a northern state whose knowledge of English was somewhat elementary was on his first official visit to the largest hospital...

Keep your Mouth Closed

A gentleman travelled all the way from Islamabad to Karachi to have an aching tooth taken out. The Karachi dentist said...

The Servants of the People!

An American delegation on a visit to India were being shown round the capital. In the evening they were taken to the Secretariat for a panoramic view of...

Reactions on Budget

Theek Hai - PM Manmohan Singh
It is a pro North Indian Budget - Shiv Sena spokesperson
I demand complete rollback...

Corrupt Politicians

A member of the Parliament, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this House is...

Bright Light of Prosperity

In Lok Sabha, a Congress MP during his speech told a story...
"There was a father who gave 100 rupees to each of his 3 sons and...

Shocked Bush

Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were...