Clean Jokes



Spinster Sister

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open-heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns...

One Kind Act

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked...

Praying For Peace

In Jerusalem, an American female journalist heard about an old rabbi who visited the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time...

The End Is Near!

A pastor and a priest from the local parishes are standng by the side of the road, holding up a sign that reads...

A Difficult Judgment

In a small town, a person decided to open up his Bar business, which was right opposite to a Temple. The Temple and its congregation started a campaign to block the Bar...

Going To Heaven

The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to heaven. At the end of his talk he asked confidently...

Nuns` Habits

Three drunk guys are sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game (whose habits partially blocked the view). In an effort to get te nuns to move, the men decided to badger them...

Genius at Work

At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one of them left, he shook the minister's hand, thanked him for the sermon and said...

Father of Many

An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it's about. "Why do you wear your collar...

Nescafe Account

The top marketing director of Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican. Nescafe official, 'Your Eminence, I have some business to discuss...

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