Clean Jokes

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled angrily, 'How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!'

A young preacher was asked by the local funeral director to hold a graveside burial service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends. The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong...

A district minister arrived one Sunday morning in a small rural town. The local minister asked the district minister to help with a local problem.
'Everyone here thinks they are just perfect!' said the local minister. 'Could you preach a sermon that...

A Chinese Christian just died and went up to the Heaven. After an angel greeted him, the angel said, 'Let me take you down to the Hell before we go inside the Heaven.'
Once they were there...

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue.
Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful...

Then there was the man whose bread fell and landed buttered side up. He ran straight away to his rabbi to report this deviance from one of the basic rules of the...

An angel appears at a priests meeting and tells their leader that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.
Without hesitating...

The Pope was finishing his sermon in the Basilica in St. Peters Square in Rome. He ended it with the Latin phrase, 'Tutti Homini...

A rabbi and his two friends, a priest and a minister, played poker for small stakes once a week. The only problem was that they lived in a very conservative blue-law town. The sheriff raided their game and...