Clean Jokes



Precious Memories

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single wor...

An Old Custom

A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbat, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the reading of the Ten...

Drink From The river

During Sermon on a Sunday service, the Pastor said, "If I had all the Beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the Wine...

A Special Prayer

"Anyone with `needs` to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher said. Leroy gets in line, and when it`s his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about...

Denounce The Devil

The priest was preparing a man for his long day`s journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing...

God's Laws

A gang of hoodlums began hanging out on the steps of the church and hassling worshipers as they came in and out. Finally, the situation got so bad that complaints reached Father Murphy, who decided to go out...

Smoking While Praying

Cecil and Morris are walking to services and Cecil asks, "I wonder whether it would be all right to smoke while praying?"
"Why don`t you ask the rabbi?" says Morris. Cecil sees Rabbi Golden...

Hospital Bill

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency...

Door-to-Door Preachers

Two church members were going door-to-door through the neighborhood and finally arrived at Mrs. Smith`s house. She was not happy to see them. She greeted them with an attitude that made it clear she had no time...

What's In The Name?

There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola, whose lives parallel each other in amazing ways. In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy. Faithfully they attended...

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