Clean Jokes

Mrs. Jones was walking down a Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O`Rafferty.
'Hello,' said the Father, 'And how are you Mrs. Jones? Didn`t I marry you two years ago?'
She replied 'You did that, Father.'
'And are there any...

A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.
A priest had been observing the man`s sorry progress and figuring that the fellow was in need of some assistance, proceeded to...

This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, 'Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago.'
Saint Peter asks, 'What`s his name?'
'Allan Smith,' replies the woman.
'Gee,' says Saint Peter, 'we`ve got a...

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says...

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight.
“This is exciting,” thought the gentleman. “I’ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person.”
Imagine his surprise when the Pope...

Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven. At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells.
St. Peter stopped them and told them that they would each have to answer a question before they could enter...

Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, then the following year he was allowed to speak...

The man said, 'Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn`t find him anywhere. So...

A writer died and St. Peter offered him the option of going to hell or to heaven. To help decide, he asked for a tour of each destination. St. Peter agreed and decided to take him to hell first. As he descended into the fiery pits, the writer saw...

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river'.
With even greater emphasis he said...