More Religion for a Sunday..
One beautiful Sunday morning, a minister announced to his congregation: 'My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons, a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and...
The road to Heaven...
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates, Ahead of him is a guy who s dressed in a loud shirt, leather jacket, jeans and wearing sunglasses.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven.'
The guy replies, 'I m Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of
Top ten ways the Bible would be different if written by college students....
10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.
8. New edition every two years in order...