Clean Jokes



How do you like your eggs?

Santa and Jeeto got married. Santa thought this would be a modern marriage, which meant equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, Santa brought...

Average Penguin Height

A man walks into a bar. He says to the barman, "How tall is a penguin?" The barman says about three feet...

Horse Keeping

Banta wanted to board his horse. The first farmer he asked said he would keep it at Rs 250 a day, plus he would keep the manure...

Santa`s Furniture Business

Santa, a furniture dealer decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris...

Santa at Magic Door

Santa took his wife and son into to the big city shopping one Saturday. As they approached town, they were astonished by the sky scrapers. Santa never having been...

Keeping Secrets

Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto. "She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her...

Vegetarian Chicken

Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict...

Secret of a happy married life

Once Banta asked Santa, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?" Santa said...

Beautiful Models

Santa and Banta were looking at a catalog and admiring the models. Santa says to the Banta, "Have you seen the beautiful girls...

Snake Bite

Santa and Banta were hiking in the woods when Santa is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor...

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