Clean Jokes

Two drunks, Santa and Banta, enter a hotel late at night. They approach the night-clerk, and Santa says, "Could you pleash give ush a bed with two rooms?"
"You mean a room with two...

Banta has a cross-eyed bull that keeps bumping into things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the problem. The vet says, "I think the best thing is to stick a pipe up his ass and...

Santa and his wife, Jeeto, were living in a farm up in the hills. One day, Santa found that the hole under the outhouse is full. He tells Jeeto that he doesn't know what to...

A man was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at an engineering university. One afternoon, he was taking apart a piling hammer that had some very large...

Santa and Banta, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai estaurant. While looking at the menu, Banta noticed Santa looking at the vegetarian section of the menu...

Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about...

Banta was carrying a large fish in a bucket of water away from a lake, which was well known for its excellent fishing when a Fishery officer stopped him. The officer says...

Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview. The boss asks Banta if he had...

A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the girl has her finger in his butt and...

Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The salesman assured him that they had a large...