Banta`s flight
On reaching his plane seat Banta is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, 'And get me a whisky you cow!'
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets...
Be Silent!!
Santa gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense.
As soon as he boarded the plane, a Boeing737, he started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting...
Old ghost!
Santa and Banta left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly.Banta screamed, 'Look at the window. There`s an old ghost`s face here!'
Santa sped up, but the old man`s face stayed in the window. Banta rolled his window down part way...
The inheritance!!
Santa and Banta meet in the street. Santa looked dejected and almost on the verge of tears.
Banta said, 'Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?'
Santa said, 'Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me...
Cuckoo clock
Just after Santa got married, he was invited out for a night with the friends.
So Santa told his wife, Jeeto that he would be home by midnight.
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy, so at around 2.30 AM Santa was drunk as a skunk, and headed for home.
After about half an hour just as Santa got in the door...
Intruder
Santa and his wife, Jeeto had just gone to bed for the night. Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, 'I hear someone breaking in.'
At least 2 nights a week for 20 years Santa had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. When Santa entered...
Air India
Santa was booked into an Air India flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an aeroplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place.
When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, Santa declared loudly, 'I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don`t...
Basic training
Santa was in Telecom deptt. before joining the army. As part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range. He fired 99 shots at the target, and missed the target with every shot! His Drill Instructor was very upset with him.
'What`s the matter with you?' asked the Drill Instructor. 'Why can`t you...
Bar Riddle
Santa took a trip to Sydney, Australia. While in a bar, an Autralian on the next stool spoke to our Santa in a friendly manner.
'Look,' he said, 'let`s have a little game. I`ll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I`ll buy you a drink. If you can`t then you buy me one. OK?'
'Yeah, that sounds pretty good,' said Santa.
The Australian said, 'My father and mother had one...
Road Stripers
Santa, Banta, and one of their friend, Sunny, tried out for the same job as road stripers. The employer told them they would all work for three days and whoever painted the most would get the job.
At the end of the first day Sunny head had painted 4 miles, Banta had painted 3.5 miles, and Santa had painted...