Clean Jokes

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted `CRAZY` then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down...

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy (Dot for short). Dot Com was a homely woman...

A guy goes to a girl`s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to get them some snacks and drinks. As he`s standing there alone...

Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.
Banta: Oye Bahar Kyu Baitha Hai..

A man calls a refrigerator repair service. "My refrigerator isn`t working."
"What kind is it?"
"It`s a small one....

A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donned a new bikini that she had recently purchased...

Towards the end of a wedding, the bride`s father approached the groom and said, "Son, I received your last minute WhatsApp message asking me for your wedding gift. I found your request a bit strange, but...

A Corps Commander was once visiting an Artillery Regiment of the Corps Arty Bde. A week before D-day, the CO held a special Sainik Sammelan and told everyone that the General was fond of asking questions...

A beautiful young Goan woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her, "You have so much to live...

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager`s daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist`s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers...