Clean Jokes

Once upon a time a small boy named Hameed lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling...

Banta complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.
"Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor asked.
"Yes, doctor. Usually I see a...

Banta walked through the forest when he heard a cry for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes.
"My first wish," Banta said...

I have two questions for the lawmakers of our country: 1. If the legal age of a Man to get Sexually active is 18 years and the legal age for him to get married is 21...

In Korea, when a patient is taken to hospital, a white wristband is placed on their left arm. These wristbands contain the patient`s name and information. When a patient dies, a red wristband...

A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away. At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying, "I KNEW IT....

Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying on the rail lines? A train may come any moment...

A visitor to the capital approached a man at a bus stand and asked, "Sir, will this bus go to Connaught Place?"
"Ya," replied the man.
Not understanding what the word meant he asked another...

Santa had saved up a lot of money to buy a car. But when he had required sum, instead of buying a car he brought a buffalo.
"Santa ji you were always saying you wanted a car...

Banta noticed that Santa was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong.
"Well," said Santa, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women...