At night someone knocks on the door. Jeeto wakes up and asks: 'Santa, is that you?'
Silence. She returns to bed. Again a knock.
'Santa, don't make me...
Two guys were roaring down a country road on a motorcycle when the driver slowed up and pulled over.
His leather jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his friend, 'I can't drive anymore with the air...
Santa and Banta sitting in the bar at Raja Sansi Airport, Amritsar.
'I've come to meet my brother,' said the Santa. 'He's due to fly in from...
Santa's father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day. Santa notices his...
'I'm scared,' Banta said to one of his friends. 'I got a letter from a guy who said he'd break my legs if I didn't stop seeing his wife...
Banta goes to the vet and says, 'My horse is constipated.'
The vet says, 'Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the...
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and discussing any abnormalities with each other that they may have...
Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.
The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind...
Pappu, Santa's son, accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
'Hey Pappu!!' the farmer yelled. 'Forget your troubles and...
Santa was sitting on his porch, when a man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.
'What can I do for you?' Santa politely asked. 'You selling something...