Closest shave!
Banta enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
'I have just the thing,' says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. 'Just place this between your...
The Plane ride!
There were three guys on a plane. The first guy just ate an apple and decided to throw it out of the plane. So he threw it out just before they landed. When they landed they saw a little girl crying.
They asked her what was wrong.
She said, 'I was just sitting here playing when...
Luxury Cruise
One day Banta walks into a dingy little storefront travel agency, holds up a page out of a newspaper, and says: 'You say in this ad that you have a wonderful luxury cruise for only Rs 5000. I want to go on this wonderful luxury cruise.'
The guy behind the counter says 'Sure. Do you have...
Deer hunt !
Santa and Banta go for hunting. Santa has never gone hunting while Banta has huntedall his life. When they get to the woods, Banta tells Santa to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Banta checks out a deer stand.
After Banta gets about a quarter of a mile away, he hears a...
False alarms
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put.
Suddenly...
Delayed Monsoon
Santa is a store manager. One day he overheard a clerk saying to a customer, 'No, ma`am, we haven`t had any for some weeks now, and it doesn`t look as if we`ll be getting any soon.'
Alarmed by what was being said, Santa rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said...
Banta in a theater
Banta lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to Banta, 'Sorry, sir, but you`re only allowed one seat.'
Banta groaned but didn`t budge.
The usher became impatient. 'Sir,' the usher said, 'if you don`t get up from there...
The coolest one !!
There were three friends Santa, Banta and Jugnu in Shimla. Once, while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their residences were. They could agree on everything but whose residence was the coldest, so they decided to determine who indeed had the coldest house.
They went to Jugnu`s residence, where...
4-letter words !!
Banta and Preeto got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, Preeto immediately called her mother.
Her mother asked, 'How was the honeymoon?'
'Oh, mama,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...'
Suddenly she burst out crying. 'But, mama, as soon as we returned Banta started...
Hit it hard !
An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. So he picked out Santa to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting.
'Don`t ask me a lot of questions,' he told Santa.'Just do whatever I tell you to do.'
One day the old blacksmith took an...