Clean Jokes



Ex-wife

An Avid Sportsman and hunter, Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, not long after the honeymoon, he was getting his equipment ready for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing...

Unused Condoms

Group of army officers were sent to another town for training camp. Before leaving the rest of them decided to pull a fast one on one of the officer. They put a pack of condoms in his bag without him noticing it. When he...

Shit Hit The Fan

Banta`s driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot. When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed! The bar is crowded...

Insulting Mother-in-Law

When the Banta came home, his wife Preeto was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed.
"My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world...

His and Her Diary

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late..

Helping Hand

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I`m sorry to bother you but could you address this post card for me? My arthritis is acting up today...

In continuation of what Rishi Kapoor said...

Dear Jovial John,
Welcome Home !
Get off at Indira Gandhi International airport. Tell the driver to take Mahatma Gandhi road and turn left on Nehru road...

Drinking Problem!

Pappu goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I have a drinking problem. I need help."
Jeeto, of course, freaks out and yells, "How did this happen?!"
She turns to her husband and says, "This is all your fault!

Huge Pill

Banta went to the doctor with a swollen foot. After careful examination, the doctor gave him a huge pill.
"I`ll be right back with some water," the doctor said. The doctor was gone quite a while and eventually ...

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