Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
She says no.
Several weeks after Banta had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager`s office.
Banta left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and...
BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier.
Santa purchased a new BMW and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke down. Santa came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem. Immediately he began...
Banta is in Ludhiana. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Banta says 'Yes'.
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Banta were sent to the outer space .
The ground control issues commands 'Rubi!'
One day there was a man going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high way and enjoying his drive. Suddenly Banta came Booiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the man
because somebody had told him that it is wrong tosleep with married women..
Banta is standing on platform no.1 waiting for the punjab mail to arrive. There is an announcement 'Passengers to note.. Train no 234 dn Punjab mail from New Delhi will be arriving...
Santa was driving down an old country road when he spots a Sardarji in a wheat field rowing a boat. He pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car...