Impatient in two hours!
After a number of years in England Santa decided to visit his native village in Punjab. But he decided to spend a few days in Bombay and then a day in Delhi to pay homage in the Bangla Saheb Gurdwara near Connaught Place.
He landed in Bombay and...
Banta and a thief !
One night, Banta was walking home when a thief jumped on him all of a sudden. Banta and the thief had a terrific tussle. They rolled about on the ground, and Banta put up a tremendous fight until, at last...
Learning by correspondence
In Canada Santa earned enough money to buy himself a brand new car. He drove out of the sales depot with an L-plate on the car. As the car zig-zagged down the main highway, a traffic cop picked him up, 'Why are you going from one side of the road to...
Thirty years in the well
Banta: 'My grandfather s watch fell in a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct...
Skipping medicine!
Santa went to a doctor to get some medicine, as he was not feeling well.
'This is pretty strong stuff,' said the doctor, 'So take some first day, then skip a day, take...
Ancestors`communication network!
An American and a Russian archaeologist were bragging to Santa. The Russian said that while digging an ancient ruin in Russia, he came across some thick cables; therefore he claimed that Russians had the telegraph system long...
Parking fine!
Banta was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him, if he had anything to say in his defence.
'They should not put up such misleading...
Height of savings!
On leaving his office and reaching the tram stop, Banta found that the tram bound for his home had just started moving. Banta in his anxiety, to get home fast, ran after the tram.
In the course of time, it was found...
Santa`s padlock...
Santa was coming home from a local liquor shop late at night. He lived alone and locked his house whenever he went out.
As he neared his house, he took out his key to open the lock but he could not manage to put the key...
Who befooled who?
Once Banta went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building.
He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so a townsman saw him and tried to befool