Santa and Preeto were having a candlelight dinner for Valentine's. She Says, "Pass the wine, my divine."
He thinks, 'how poetic'... so he also tries to add his bit by saying, "Pass the roti, you moti."
Rest is history!
Later during an interview from the hospital bed, Santa clarified that by 'Moti' he meant 'A Pearl' but was misunderstood, as usual.
The emotion of feeling shocked would have made no sense prior to the discovery of electricity.
There comes a point where a person goes from "old enough to know better" to "too old to know better."
The septic tanks under major international airports probably contain more human biodiversity than anywhere else on Earth.
For centuries, porcelain was considered a luxury item. Now, we make our toilets out of it.
Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia.
Some people have a guardian angel. Mine just watches like it’s a reality show
Married people have, on average, twice as many family emergencies.
If you know you're alone in the middle of the night it's not really scary. It's the "What if I'm not alone?" that makes it scary.
You know you moved on from someone when you delete their pics just to free up storage.