If there are capital letters, why aren't there capital numbers? I want to be able to yell statistics at people!
The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions!
For procrastinators, "due date" and "do date" are synonymous!
Teenagers are the most insecure people you'll meet until they're in a group of 3 or more in public in which case they become menaces to society!
As you walk with the Guru, you walk in the light of existence, away from the darkness of ignorance. You leave behind all the problems of your life and move towards the peak experiences of life.
Happy Guru Purnima!
It is an incomparable journey where the Guru leads you from the visible to the invisible, from the material to the divine, from the ephemeral to the eternal. Thank you for being my Guru.
Happy Guru Purnima!
I don't need cardio, a simple stare from my wife will get my heart rate up to burn calories!
I tried getting a doctor's appointment today. They said to me "How about 10 tomorrow"?
I said, "Just one is enough!"
Jeeto: It is 11 O'clock, are you still sleeping?
Pappu: I am a little tired so I am taking a rest.
Jeeto: You spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired?
Pappu: I have been sleeping so long so I got tired!
Me: Why have you kept my bags & belongings outside?
Wife: You said you're leaving.
Me: That was for work!