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What's the one vegetable you should never bring on a ship with you?
A leek!

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The whole world wants to malign Malayalis.
The news that Mallus drank Rs. 487 cr. the worth of liquor during Onam is wrong.
They drank liquor worth Rs. 162 cr. only. The rest was tax!

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1998: Don't get in the car with strangers.
2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone.
2021: Share a car ride with random people!

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Solve the problem or leave the problem.
Do not live with the problem.
Good morning and have a great week!

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Pro Tip:
Guys, an important part of being a good husband is waiting for your wife in the car for a long time. Very. Long. Time.

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You know Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother...
Sudden Lee!

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Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head!

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Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They're always stuffed!

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I have always confided in you and you have always given me the confidence and strength to do so many amazing things in my life. I hope I can do the same for you!
Happy Raksha Bandhan!

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We giggle and we cry, we play and we fight.
The moments of happiness and sorrows we shared together have made our bond stronger.
Wishing you a very Happy Raksha Bandhan!

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