Found out all four of my sons want to be Valets when they grow up.
My doctor says that's the worst case of Parking Sons disease he has ever heard of!
If there were an award for the most skeptical person, the most skeptical person might not accept the award!
If there were a technology that could control our dreams, companies would use it to run ads during our sleep!
Choosing to walk with you on the road to life was one of the best decisions I ever made. You're a delightful soul, hubby. I pray that our love echoes for eternity.
Happy Birthday!
Mornings come with a blank canvas. Paint it as you like and call it a day. Wake up and start creating your perfect day.
Good Morning!
Santa: Yeh Kitne Ki Painting Hai?
Curator: Sir 5 Lakhs. It is an oil painting.
Santa: Tussi Paise Di Tension Na Lo. Kuch Desi Ghee Mein Dikhao!
Dentists always ask dumb questions like `When's the last time you flossed?`
Like bro, you were there. You did it!
These days nobody respects age.
Unless it's distilled and bottled!
I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships.
I took gold, silver, and bronze!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y!