I and my wife are so like-minded.
Whatever I like, she minds!
They say lonely women love it when men give them company. So when I saw a beautiful lady eating alone, I sat next to her and tried to introduce myself. But she started screaming and asked me to get out of her car.
Women are difficult to comprehend!
Now I know why Jeff Bezos got a divorce?
He needed more space!
How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network!
I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double, I am thin as a knife, I have a wife.
What am I?
No one is great at birth, our behaviour and our actions make us great!
4 CEOs of big beer companies meet for a drink.
The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Amstel orders an Amstel.
When it is Heineken's president's turn to order he orders a soda.
Why didn't you order Heineken everyone asks?
Nah, he replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I!
A Punjaban's Apology:
I Am Sorry - But Galti Kutteya Teri Si!
Me: I never had the pleasure of meeting you.
She: Come on, we have met thrice before.
Me: Yes, but I never had the pleasure!
I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
All it was doing was gathering dust!