Always make sure someone in the relationship has good credit. That's why it's called significant other. Sign/if/I/can't.
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You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along!
Somewhere in Antilia:
Neeta Ben: Aare Mukess Bhai, one of the taps in bathroom number 238 is leaking. Do you have plumber nu number?
Mukesh Bhai: Na! Maare Paas Nahi Che!
Neeta Ben: Useless you are!
*Reliance buys Just Dial for Rs. 5710 crores*
We all have the power to change at least one thing a day.
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Please make it your underwear!
Your prayers and sacrifices will never go unanswered. On this Eid-Ul-Adha, embrace Allah's divine blessings with all that you have!
May you have a blessed Eid ul Adha!
May your faith and love for Allah be rewarded with peace, happiness, and successes for today and always.
Wishing you a joyful Eid ul Adha!
May the teachings of Allah and His prophet be your companion throughout your life.
May Allah accepts your sacrifice and showers peace, prosperity, and happiness upon you and your family!
Eid ul Adha Mubarak!
Pappu: Mummy Application Form Mein `Permanent Identification Mark` Kya Likhun?
Jeeto: Likh De `Left Hand Mein Mobile`!
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers?
The infantry!
Fake Love: I love you, you are my life. You are my world.
True Love: Block, Unblock, Block, Unblock...!