If you ever feel useless... just remember that the USA took 4 Presidents, thousands of lives, trillions of dollars and 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban!
BREAKING:
The Biden administration announces in the STRONGEST TERMS POSSIBLE that the Taliban will not be allowed to enter the US Embassy in Kabul unless they are FULLY VACCINATED!
Me: I had a dream that we got in a big fight.
Wife: Who won?
Me: I won.
Wife: Oh, then it's definitely a dream!
Interviewer: What's your weakness?
Man: Madam, I get attracted to strangers quickly.
Interviewer: Can you explain?
Man: Sure, will do anything for you sweetheart!
Before marriage, a man dates a woman.
After marriage, a woman mandates a man!
I have never seen an Alcohol company using a drunk person for any advert.
Are they ashamed of their customers?
Two Eskimos cancelled their marriage at the last minute.
They developed cold feet!
What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?
Same middle name!
I don't think it's the age that makes us forgetful. I just think there's too much stupid crap to remember!
New India, where...
People take comedians seriously and journalists as a joke!
