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Pray if you believe in God. Disagree with your wife if you want to meet Him!

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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely!

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The adjective for metal is metallic.
But not so for iron... which is ironic!

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6:30 is the best time on a clock...
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hands down!

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Exaggerations have become an epidemic.
They went up by a million percent last year!

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On Eid Ul Adha, wishing that your sacrifices are appreciated and your prayers are answered by the almighty.
Have a blessed Eid Ul Adha!

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It is not their meat nor their blood, that reaches Allah.
It is your piety that reaches Him.
He has thus made them subject to you, that you may glorify Allah for His guidance to you and proclaim the good news to all who do right.
Eid Ul Adha Mubarak!

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A prayer can go where I cannot go. Through prayers, I can be with you without being there. I may be miles away but my prayers will always be with you.
Good morning and have a great week!

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My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10.
The other 2 jumped out of the way!

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Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank!

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