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If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He is standing right behind you!

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When you're wrong and you surrender, you're an honest man.
When you're in doubt and you surrender, you're a wise man.
When you're right and you surrender, you're a married man!

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If you love someone, let them go!
With petrol at Rs. 107/- per liter, how far will they go?

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This glass of wine just begged me to have my way with it. At least that's what I heard it say anyway!

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Did you know?
Replacing your potato chips with grapefruit as a snack you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life!

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To get a beautiful nurse, you must be patient!

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People who don't like Agarbattis are really incenseitive!

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When I learned 'You are what you eat', I realized I was nuts!

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You introduced me to myself and showed me the right way. Thanks for making me who I am.
Wishing you a happy Guru Purnima!

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Stick to the way you are now,
Follow the paths shown by your Guru.
The shine will come to you.
You will be the star of your life.
Happy Guru Purnima!

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