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ਜਿਉ ਜਿਉ ਤੇਰਾ ਹੁਕਮੁ ਤਿਵੈ ਤਿਉ ਹੋਵਣਾ।।
ਜਹ ਜਹ ਰਖਿਹ ਆਪਿ ਤਹ ਜਾਇ ਖੜੋਵਣਾ।।

As is the Hukam of Your command, so do things happen.
Wherever You keep me, there I go and stand.
Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: Ang - 523

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Running away from any problem only increases the distance from the solution. The easiest way to escape from the problem is to solve it.
Good Morning!

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Raj Kundra is innocent.
Release him or else give us proof!

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Husband: You are gaining weight. You should do a little exercise.
Wife: I am only 33 kg.
Husband: How?
Wife: You always tell me I am as beautiful as the moon. I cannot be more than 33 kg on the moon!

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Girl: Describe me in one word.
Boy: Mine!

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Tried to peel a pomegranate.
Took me Anaar!

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Every morning when I leave the house for work, I get hit by the same bike. Every morning!
What a vicious cycle!

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India: Parents have 2-3 kids.
USA: Kids have 2-3 parents!

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If there are capital letters, why aren't there capital numbers? I want to be able to yell statistics at people!

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The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions!

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